You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
Austenland (2013) comedy
Jodorowsky's Dune (2013) documentary
Mr. Pip (2012) drama
Young Doctor's Notebook (2012) television
Girl with the Pearl Earring and other Treasures of the Mauritshuis Museum Netherlands (2014) documentary